Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Happy National Day! ok, this entry is really all abt 'singapore gd, everything else bad', so if u can't stand chest-thumping declarations of patriotism, i suggest u stop reading here...

i luv this little red dot. no other place in e world allows ppl to be within a 200m radius of makan, 24/7. i can't imagine life wifout laksa, chicken rice, nasi lemak etc. i've grown up wif these, & for all those hu don't appreciate these delicacies... u ppl haf no tastebuds man. & come on, i don't believe for 1 moment if u tell me there is not 1 thing in Singapore tt u luv. its safe to go out late @ nite. got no. 1 airport, no. 1 port, no. 1 in anti-corruption. in fact i tink UN shud gif us award for no. 1 country in e world. yea. muz suggest to kofi annan. even e irritating things mean sth to me. where in e world do u haf e most irritating tunes played everyday in e run-up to national day? no where man! our composers haf a knack for writing songs tt irritate us no end while we are here, yet make us miss home when we are away. this tiny island oso damn steady ok. don't look down on us coz we are small k. its not e size tt matters, its e Force! we survived e bloody brits (no offence), e great depression, e barbaric japanese bastards (this lot of monkeys i genuinely hate), e communists, merger & separation, e baby boom, e oil crisis, hotel new world collapse, michael jackson & SARS. wad can stop us man? i really tink tt we are in for a great future, & i intend to be part of tt future. i'm proud to be Singaporean! luv this country...

Happy bd Daphne! Happy bd in advance wc, hui yan & si jing!

i heard the crickets at 6:13 pm

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